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A person (Mostly a woman) whos make up is so bad or not blended well that their face is the sain colour as a sainsuburys bag.
Im not trying to meet Ava today she is some next level sainsburys bag.
big ol thiccc boi dont no how to spel or speaks properly
plays soccer when not in goaly hes fucking disabled
plays overwatch and probably watches hentai
looks like raoul silva with braces
hamish sainsbury is pretty fockin gay
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refers to the action of pulling your penis downwards, whilst pushing your scrotum forwards with your legs, so your balls get pushed either side of your cock. A succesful procedure should resemble the most disgusting chicken on the shelves in the super-market.
hey, who wants to see the last chicken in sainsbury's
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Another name for the lispy British tv cook and Sainsbury's bum chum, Jamie Oliver.
Lord Sainsbury of Tum Tum is trying to make it illegal to eat what you like.
Describes the action of telling a hopelessly stupid lie and believing that it will actually work.
Usually associated with intellectually challenged lower to middle class Australian girls hoping make enough fast cash for a Contiki tour.
Cassie: Don't worry, I'll just tell those stupid Colombian police I thought they were headphones, that'll cover me. I mean, I'm a blonde haired white girl, they couldn't prosecute me for drug smuggling, the Australian government will protect me.
Narrator: They didn't believe her and her story. The Australian government couldn't give the square root of half a fuck and she went to jail for 30 years. Turns out she just did the biggest Sainsbury since Schapelle Corby with her 15kg boogie board.
Empty corporate claims. To blatantly lie or self-promote in a dishonest way.
In reference to the supermarket chain Sainsbury’s.
"Sainsbury's is putting customers ahead of profit”.
"Sainsbury's say they are lowering their prices to adjust to the costs of living, but I see they've raised them again."
"So they're doing a Sainsbury then."
"Sainsbury's are saying that they care about the environment, but I saw that their biggest stakeholder is an oil and gas company."
"They're just doing a Sainsbury."