scientology salesman

The guy who repeatedly calls and emails you to come to Dianetics office to take a personality test. Really, it's just another way to convince you to buy more scientology crap.

Jon: "I honestly don't want to be a scientologist."

Greg: "Ha, HA, HA, ha...I knew you would say that.That's why I want you to purchase this workbook from Ron, it explains exactly how you are feeling right now."

Jon: "Tom Cruise is gay."

Greg: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Jon: "Ha, got rid of that scientology salesman."

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Angry Salesman

The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.

Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui.

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touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

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Mitsubishi salesman

1)A person who sells Mitsubishi vehicles.
2)A derogatory term for a person with an indecipherable oriental accent. Originating from one being confused as to what their intended meaning (Is he teaching me something, or trying to sell me a Mitsubishi?). Coined by students in the University of Akron's Mechanical Engineering department.

Don't take that professor, he's a total Mitsubishi salesman.

musical salesman

when someone spams a forum with there band(s) website or if someone spams a forum with there favorite band's website because they're on their street-team...

hey im a musical salesman...GO TO THESE WEBSITESZZZ n00b HCX PunkX fo LIFE broZ sxe.com nofx.xom convergecult.com offbeats.org hxcpunx.com casuslties.com bullshit.com ect....

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Car Salesman

A meme, involving a salesman slapping a car and saying "This bad boy can fit so much fucking X in it" with the text and other elements often edited.

Car salesman: *Slaps car* (Mia Khalifa)
This bad gorl can fit so much fucking history in it

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Mushroom Salesman

A fine gentleman who sells mushrooms. Generally involved in zinging others.

Well played Mushroom Salesman.