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A Major League Soccer club based in the Salt Lake City suburb of Sandy, Utah. Nicknamed "RSL", the club at first got a lot of criticism because they were very bad and had an un-American name. However, it dwindled down after the won the Cup title in 2009 and excelled in the CONCACAF Champions League.
Colorado Rapids Fan: We won the MLS Cup '10!!!
Real Salt Lake: Psh, took you 15 years! Took us only five!
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a city with lots of Mormons and gangsters and it seems like whoever I meet from here is on drugs.
word son, representin salt lake city to the fullest!
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When you cum inside someones poop
Oprah only has an orgasm when you give her a Salt Lake Shitty
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a.k.a Salt Lake City.
Mormon Central. Not a big hanukkah town.
Conservitive, hard to find good coffee or beer.
Not welcoming to comunists, punks, or Californians.
Why do you think I'm here? 'Cause I love this place? Salt Lake Shitty?
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When a mormon man stacks his wives on top of each other and has sex with them at the same time. Exiting and entering them in sequential order.
John: Dude, did you hear about Marvin?
Jim: No way, what's up with Marvin?
John: He totally rocked the salt lake stacker with like 12 chicks. It was crazy.
Jim: Nice!!!
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Marvin: I AM ROCKING THE SALT LAKE STACKER WITH LIKE 12 CHICKS!!!! NICE!!!!
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Rhyming slang for titties!
Have a look at those salt lake Cities!
Geez those salt lakes are huge!
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When someone is at a Salt Lake City hardcore show and a straight edge kid with a razor blade slashes a X on their back. This is to signify that this is a Straight Edge show you you should not be there.
The Hippie stoner got what was coming to him when he went to an Earth Crisis show and got a "salt lake slash."
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