Sampling

When one gets a Baskin-Robins sampling spoon and sticks it up someones butthole and takes a sample of their poop.

I have been Sampling the girls and guys at my school all year long.

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Sample

Taking a sample is when you stick your fingers into your underwear and probe and scratch your buthole area and then smell the "sample".

I was feeling a little dirty and unshowered, so I took a sample and confirmed.

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Sample

In reference to Sample_H5-180, an obscure literary figure; to dominate in conversation, to humiliate publically for personal gain.

"He Sampled that guy so hard that he couldn't show his face at the club for weeks!"

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sampling

The art of traveling around a supermarket or warehouse club where free dood samples are offered. A person can make a tasty meal out of sampling depending on his or her talent. Try not to linger or appear too often at a particular sample station. Also, beware of salsa samples as others may have double dipped the salsa.

Velma: I'm'a on a diet, Shirl. I don't eat fudge bars anymore.

Shirl: They're setting out samples.

Velma: Oh, and let's try the pigs in a poke

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Sample

A sample is when a man convinces a women to “give him a try”. He gets a one time shot to insert the full length of his penis in a deep stroke, in order to give her a “sample” of what she will be getting. It is a level above “just the tip”. One the lady receives her sample, she then decides if the man will have what it takes to satisfy her, or if she will be turning it down.

Come on girl, I got what you need.

First let me get a sample, and I like what I get I’ll take you home.

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Sample

The abbreviated form of the Phish song Sample in a Jar from the Hoist album. This is one of the few Phish songs that god legitimate airplay. It is a classic, though simple.

The binding belt enclosing me, a Sample in a Jar.

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Sample

The act of being ditched by a girl/guy

When a guy wants to chill with a girl. The girl said, "Yeah, they want to hangout. Just call me around (time)" But when it comes for that time to hang, she ditches him.

"Dude, you just got Sampled!"

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