Samsquanch

A large, long-haired, unassuming critter who haunts areas along the Brazos river. Carrys musical instruments and smells like body odor.

"Did you see the samsquanch on the Brazos river?"

"Yeah. He stinks. And his guitar is old and smelly."

Samsquanch

A team of the most badass recruiters in the nation primarily from the Pacific Northwest. This includes Tacoma, WA, Spokane, WA, Tukwila, WA, Vancouver, WA, Portland, OR, Anchorage, AK, and Wasilla, AK.

Them damn Samsquanches are some badass recruiters.

samsquanching

When you go commando in the woods and a honey packet bursts open in your pocket— you have turned into the Honey Dick. You go into the woods to become the full honey dick ass samsquach all squanched in honey like that ingrain Sam Losco from Trailer Park Boys.

Winnie the Poo inhabits a perpetural state of samsquanching as he is unable to separate the honey from his dick and pants.

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