Samwise Gamgee

THE SHEXIESHT CREATURE THAT HAD EVER WALKED THE PLANET
formerly stalked by the penis-muffin
(look up "penis muffin" for more information)

Adam Sigal
(you know ur shexy!)

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Samwise Fartfart

that generic friend called sam, thinks he's a hero but his only interesting trait is that his farts smell like pork and shame, just like his bedroom

Samwise Fartfart: come watch me play batman in my room, i'm sooooo sick at it

Everyone: can you please close your bedroom door, my eyes are burning

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Samwise Shmuel

Sexiest man on earth, Sams dick is easily 60metres whilst flaccid! Sam is definitely the bloke your girlfriend is just ‘friends’ with

Oh no! Samwise Shmuel has demolished my nans insides from sticking his tip in her pussy

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Samwise Gamgee

When you pull your ballbag skin and cover your whole penis with it, like the scene when Samwise covers Frodo with his cape outside Mordor.

My sack was pretty stretchy so I did a Samwise Gamgee on myself

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