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what you tell your woman to make for you if you dont wanna take her shit.
Jen: john, go walk my chihuahua. here's the poopie bag. it might be a little runny because he accidentally ate some of your pizza yesterday. HEY! are you listening to me??
John: *pimp slap* BITCH, go make me a sandwich!
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2 men penetrating a woman from both sides at the same time, vaginally and anally.
Peter and John sandwiched Mary.
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two slices of bread with deli meat (sliced thin) in between
"I want to go get a sandwich." "Ok let's go to whataburger" "No you dumbass I said sandwich" "Oh sorry you're right i'm a headass a burger is not a sandwich"
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The new term for MILF, derived from the Busted Tees SILF (sandwich i'd like to fuck) t-shirt. Since one can no longer yell MILF! in order to point out a milf when in public, it can be replaced with sandwich. If a person yells sandwich in public, nobody will think anything of it, except that maybe you are crazy...
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL MILF
MILF: (SLAP'S BRO 1 ON THE FACE)
Bro 2: Yo man, you can't just yell milf anymore, everyone knows the meaning.
Following day..
Bro 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THAT TOTAL SANDWICH!
MILF: (CONTINUES TO MIND HER OWN BUSINESS)
Bro 2: That total what?!?
Bro 1: That total sandwich man; that's the replacement for MILF, so I don't get slapped across the face like yesterday.
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something every women needs to know how to make
bitch, go make me a sandwich...
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when grinding, two peaple get on either side of one person and they all grind together. usually a 2 guys grind with a girl in the middle.
Girl: look at justin and Drake.
Boy: ya there sandwiching sandy
boygirlboy=grinding=sandwiching
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something I want my girlfriend to make me after we have sex all the time but she gets pissed off and leaves, then I have to make it and you know I'm smoking my cigarette thinking about the sandwich and the bitch leaves what a cunt
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