Sangwich

a guido version of the sandwich

After I GTL I am gonna have a tuna fish sangwich

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Sangwich

noun. Another word for sandwich, and, metaphorically, its origin has many delicious layers. 1. a celebration of local, regional or ethnic ignorance. 2. the persistence of low expectations of education in our society. 3. subtle irony: imagine the outrage if one started calling sandwiches "panin-yo's" or "empara-doodads".

verb. 1. To dumb-down one's business or menu to try to emulate one's customer base. 2. sangwich(ed). The failure of one's business due to improper perceptions of one's customer base.

That new cuban place already shut down. They got sangwiched.

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Sangwich

A sandwich with the super-sandwich powers of good taste.

When making a sangwich, take care of your ingredients and they will take care of you.

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Sangwich

The correct way to pronounce the word "Sandwich"

Iam "Hey."

Hym "Ah! Shit! Quit sneaking up on me! Where the hell have you been!?"

Iam "I dunno. Wanna go get a sangwich?"

Hym "A sang... ARE YOU NOT SEEING WHAT IS HAPPENING TO US!?"

Iam "Yeah... It's bumming me out... But I'm hungry. Let's go get something to eat."

Hym "THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! Look at them!"

Iam "Yeah, I know..."

Hym "URRGH!! 😤 Yeah, let's go..."

Iam ☺️

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Sangwich

Daniel "Axel" Feldman's way of saying Sandwich...he Dumb

Im so hungy Isaac let Go get a Sangwich!

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Sangwich

A snack consisting of meat, cheese or vegetables between two pieces of bread. Very popular in the East End of Glasgow, Scotland.

Och! You get the best sangwiches on Duke Street, so you do!

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Sangwich

When you get so drunk that you throw up everything that you had for lunch and dinner on your chest and on your back hence sangwiching yourself with throw up.

Oh brah check out Ethan he's taken so many shots of 151 that's he done sangwiched himself, he can't hang!

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