satchel

a bag of contraband

How am I gonna get a satchel on such short notice before the party!?

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satchel

Can be a verb or adjective.

Verb:
a) to slouch around wearing scruffy leather jackets and bluntstones, looking incredibly mangy, untidy and unkept.
b) to smoke a copious amount of marijuana.

Adjective: can describe anything, however usually describes someone or some action of the know-it-all, douche-bagish nature.

Verb: "i woke up late and satchel'd around Queen street yesterday"
"lets satchel it up"

Adjective: "wow that was a satchel move, man"

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satchel

The scrotum or ballsack.
see satchel bomb.

I banged my satchel on the doornob.ouch!

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satchel

A satchel is a bag often used to carry books, and other objects in.

Mike: Leah what does your satchel contain?

Leah: Not much just a few books and a huge dilly

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satchel

satchel is a large metal bowl filled with variaties of pudding and everyone knows that.

hey pal why dont you give me that satchel before i give u a twisted japanease mullet.

Hey man lets make a satchel of pudding an invite the shagglemop over for and extenguating orgy.

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satchel

n: a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas.

Satchel, quit getting an ego off of textly insulting 8 year old twinks on Furcadia.

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Satchel

One of the best guitarist for the best band ever! His actual name is Russ Parrish and yeah. He plays for Steel Panther, a comical glam metal band with humorous lyrics..some say that their lyrics are annoying or offensive, but it's all for metal so it's good. Satchel gets a ton of pussy and (according to him) has a 5.5 inch dicc. He's amazing and thicccccc asf.

Michael: "State your name"
Satche: "My name right now? Uh, Satchel"

"omg, I'm totally gonna suck Satchel's dick tonight ;)"