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In the desserts of Saudi Arabia, there lived a ghost.
Small countries and relegation clubs, he loved the most.
Tremble upon his presence.
To him, you are just a hindrance.
His name is Penaldo, penalties is his point in life.
With no penalties, he wil not survive.
When you shout "Penalties!" he wil appear
Fred not, because if you shout "Brazil" he wil disappear.
Bro, have you heard about the tale of Ghost of Saudi Arabia?
Yeah, i don't think im going to Saudi Arabia anymore after hearing that tale.
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This occurs when a metric fuck ton of Arabs congregate and start drifting and screeching down high-ways at extreme speeds.
"Let's go Saudi Arabia Drifting tonight boys"
"These Arabs are Saudi Arabia Drifting again, fucking hell!!"
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The ghost of Saudi Arabia(aka. Penaldo) is a penalty stealer that loves to dive. As the saying goes: "In Saudi Arabia there lived a ghost. Penalties, he loved the most. His name is Penaldo, he loves to dive. With no penalties, he can not survive. He will haunt you if you do have pens. But if you don't, your life will come to an end."
Did you see Penaldo last week?
He truly is the Ghost of Saudi Arabia.
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Sweating. Profusely. Predominantly out of fear.
'Mate, I got mugged at knifepoint last night?'
'OMG! Were you scared?'
'Scared?! I was sweating like Steve Bannon in Saudi Arabia!'
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Saudi Arabia is a nation known for growing its economy through it's oil industry, but it has terrible laws made by a theocratic government, which makes it, not a favorable place to live. Religions, other than Islam, such as, Judaism, Christianity and cannot be publicly practiced and the government does not respect or acknowledge them. People get executed for crimes such as Blasphemy, adultery and sucking each others dicks. If you are a Women, you will have no rights in this country.
Zack: Have you been to Saudi Arabia before?
Daniel: Well, of course not, it's a absolute fuck up of a country
The world's largest petrol station
Person 1: Shit! My Car is out of gas!
Person 2: I hear there is a large petrol station called Saudi Arabia. Perhaps we could invest on some oil and that will be us set for life.
Person 1: Yeah, good idea let's do this!