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When your smoking marijuana in a vehicle it becomes like a steam box
Lets go to the sauna in or car man!
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A game of endurance between 2 or more people, only playable on a hot day.
To play, park your car and, with the engine still running, turn the air conditioning off, wind up the windows and turn the heater onto full power. All the players must sit in the car for as long as they can take it. The first to get out of the car loses.
For added tension, bring a thermometer.
Guy #1: It's so hot and humid... This fan isn't even helping.
Guy #2: Perfect conditions for a game of Car Sauna!
A game played in a sauna in Finland. One person is chosen as Sauna Gollum, and goes under the benches. Sauna Gollum's objective is to poke the people sitting on the benches from underneath, and the first one to rise up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game to be played with naked friends.
"I love being the Sauna Gollum. The view is just spectacular."
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The hot feeling sometimes accompanied with sweat to include the palms fealt when it is realized that you have not done your job or done a job wrong
My boss man caught me asleep on the job and I went into an instant Obama sauna even though the temperature had to be in the 50's
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Pee Sauna is a state of enlightenment obtained when one steams their piss and absorbs the vapour in a portable sauna. The enlightenment is said to gift the user with abilities similar to that of The Melon Man and HeeHoo. Lesser results can be obtained by using six cans of Red Bull or two full bottles of High Life.
A person can only withstand the Pee Sauna up to three times, any more and it becomes a pattern. And nobody wants a pattern involving pee.
Evan: What if you guys did a pee sauna?
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- a nasty ass fart that clears the room and makes everyone in the vicinity sweat profusely
I can't breathe... My bro just let out a Butthut sauna!
A "Murky Sauna" is a drop shot. First warm 4 oz. of Guinness in either a pan or microwave. It shouldn't be boiled, just warmed. Then drop an half ounce of Bailey, and an ounce of vodka. For added murk use Pernod instead of Baileys.
Chad "Last night I got wasted on Murky sauna's, and when I puked it smelled like a fu*king gutter in Dublin"
Rupert "That sounds awesome......wait a murky what?"
Chad "You don't know what a murky sauna is.......really?!?
Rupert "i suck"
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