SAWS

Short code for Shitting as we Speak

I can't send you a pic right now sorry, I'm SAWS

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Saw

The best horror movie series of all time. Filled with gore and suspense. Also incredibly complex.

Person: The Saw series is amazing!

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Sawing

Cutting a guy in half with a saw as an execution.

They said he was half the man he used to be when they got done sawing him in half.

The Saw

It's the law

Person 1: Have you talked to the new guy yet?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: I don't know man. He just keeps screaming that "Where he comes from, the saw is the law."

SAWS

Anacronym: Short Angry Welsh Man Syndrome

That guy kicking off over by there has chronic SAWS

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SAW

Small Asian Women

Look at that saw! I'd let near my timber any day of the week

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saw

A primeval weapon with cutting edge technology, high portability and endurance, which is useful for obliterating enemies but most effective against our friends who carry out photosynthesis on our behalf. Modernized version retains the toothed blade but takes the shape of a motor power disk which ensues a greater surface area than the original oblong (roughly) sword. This definition does not necessarily implement that saw is not the past participle of see (v.)
Saw is not good in the wrong hands. It blisters the right hands. Digital version of saw is hardly available in market.

Read Huckleberry Finn, he hacks with a saw. He saw many things he wanted to saw.
He sowed to saw.
Sawing is not believing.

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