SAWS

Short code for Shitting as we Speak

I can't send you a pic right now sorry, I'm SAWS

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Saw

The best horror movie series of all time. Filled with gore and suspense. Also incredibly complex.

Person: The Saw series is amazing!

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saw that

A most disrespectful way to say "I've seen that"

Gina: The sunrise was so beautiful this morning.
Louis: Oh yeah, saw that.

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Sawing

Cutting a guy in half with a saw as an execution.

They said he was half the man he used to be when they got done sawing him in half.

The Saw

It's the law

Person 1: Have you talked to the new guy yet?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: I don't know man. He just keeps screaming that "Where he comes from, the saw is the law."

SAWS

Anacronym: Short Angry Welsh Man Syndrome

That guy kicking off over by there has chronic SAWS

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SAW

Small Asian Women

Look at that saw! I'd let near my timber any day of the week

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