a cat's anus (resembles a sausage cut in two?)
he's licking his sawn off sausage
A person who, through every fault of their own, pisses you off immensly through all of their physical and personal shortcomings.
someone runs into you in the street
"Watch where you are goin you sawn off McFuck!!"
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It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet
Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous
A man with a circumcised penis ejaculating onto someones face.
"You gotta watch this video man, she gets a total sawn off spunk shot!"
A guy with a really small dick, where it looks like it’s been dawn in half, therefore more powerful when firing sperm, as if from a sawn off shotgun.
“Jane: Hey, that’s a bit small, does it even work?”
“Dumpa: You’ve never had the sawn off shot cock before have you?”
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Usually a shotgun with the barrel shorted to make it more portable and increase mobility, however such guns a prohibited in some countries
The driller had a (sawn off nose) in his trench coat
Singing and yawning at the same time
Please stop sawning, it's hurting my ears