Rural Dictionary

Knights Who Say Pfftt

Secret society some say is more powerful than the Illumanati. Rumor has it their reach extends even to the African continent, where they use the sport of basketball to indoctrinate the locals.

Because Bill Gates was not rich and powerful enough to receive an invite into the Knights Who Say Pfftt, he settled on Bohemian Club membership.

by Mr. Pfftt April 9, 2004

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Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect

When something good (or at the very least "okay") becomes insufferable by association with those who like and/or praise it.

In the time since then and the release of Portal 2, you'll be pleased to hear that I eventually did come up with a criticism for Portal 1: it's got the worst fucking fans in the world. Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits who bray like mules if you so much as mention the word "cake," and the good thing in question can never be the same again. This is technically known as the "Knights Who Say 'Ni' Effect."
--Zero Punctuation

by The Logical Fallacy June 11, 2017

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people who say noob are fucking morons

If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.

John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"

by Dirk Dickher March 17, 2005

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the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo

These individuals formerly said, "Nee".

"We are the Knights who say ,Nee."-The Knights Who Formerly Said Nee. AKA the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-ptang. zoo
"You must bring us, a shrubbery, Nee Nee Nee".
Nee- Definition
Presumably, Nee is a sort of right of passage for all those who wish to become a Knight who says Nee.

by Indrick Boreale March 31, 2018

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