1. My husband (No one fact-check that)
2. He is hot
3. Best villain in Genshin Impact
4. He has big ding dong that can choke you
5. He is hot
6. He can kill you and you'd enjoy it
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person 1: OMG!! I just got c4 Scaramouche.
person 2: You're so lucky bestie!
person 3: I have c6....
person 1 and 2: Your such a simp.
person 3: I know. I love Scaramouche, no one can stop me
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Scaramouche and Kazuha know each other and Scaramouche will not die.
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little mfer with a MASSIVE hat. heβs in genshin impact in the unreconciled stars event but he better be in inazuma when itβs released or everyone is gonna be mad. has one of the best character designs in game but isnβt a playable character
Person 1: what do you think scaramoucheβs weapon will be when they release him as a playable character?
Person 2: I think heβll yeet his hat like a frisbee
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the really attractive walking red flag in genshin impact
Oh wow! Scaramouche is very hot.
person 2: he looks like a farmer.
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Scaramouche is a sexy person that sometimes does the fandango.
βHey scaramouche, can u do the fandango?β
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1.- A cowardly braggart in traditional Italian comedy that serves as the unscrupulous and unreliable servant. The common theme of this stock character type is his affinity for intrigue, which lands him in precarious situations. He will usually manage to extricate himself, primarily by chance, leaving an innocent victim to bear the brunt of the consequences of his follies.
2.- A historical book by Rafael Sabatini later adapted to stage
This is whom Freddie Mercury was referencing in the Queen song "Bohemian Rhapsody".
Derived from, and often mistaken for, "Scaramuccia", which is Italian for "skirmish".
If the current financial crisis were a Commedia dell'Arte, the American Investment Bankers and CEOs would play the part of Scaramouches, and the working class the victims of their follies.
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SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE WILL U DO THE FANDAGO?
scaramoucheTHUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME
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I would let this man do unspeakable things to me. He could crush my skull with those scrumptious hands of his and I would thank him. He is the hottest man alive and I would allow him to take everything from me. Please scaramouche just one slap, right on my face, please I will do anything.
βHey did you see that new fanart of scaramouche?β
βOmg yes I did, I stared at it for 4 hours before putting my phone down, only to pick it back up 12 seconds later and stare at it for another 7 hours.β
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