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basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.
JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!
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The sound made when a man shakes his hips from side to side, allowing his penis to "schlap" against his thighs.
Schlapping may be turned into a competition whereby the most innovative way to make the sound is rewarded with high points.
"Did you hear? I pulled off the 'helicopter'! that makes me master of schlapping!"
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Exposing the hypocrisy of celebrities or other well known people, as in Mercedes Schlapp or Matt Schlapp.
Kathy Griffith is great at schlapping trump's toadies.
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The irritating noise produced by someone who doesn't eat with their mouth closed.
'Did you hear Christian eating? He wouldn't stop fucking Schlapping!'
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The act of slapping yours or another person’s schlong against any part of the human body, which then results in the prominent yet classic schlap of the schlong sound; however the face and chin are usually the prime targets.
1: Jill and I were having that angry make up sex when I decided to give her a thunder schlap that would wake the neighbors.
2: My ex-girlfriend in college once invited me into her dorm room to have a threesome with her roommate Sarah. It was only then that I discovered she merely wanted to utilize my schlong as a double handed weapon for schlaping Sarah across her face.
3: Executing the thunder shclap is illegal in the state of Utah and or any other area in the USA that contains a large presence of Mormons. Failure to comply with this regulatory policy could lead to a fine of up to $250 and up to 6 months in the county jail.
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to slap a girl in the face with your schlong.
Jack gave Jill a black eye when he schlong-schlapped her last nite.
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the noise your balls make when banging off your partners arse. Note: faggots do not make this noise.
Excuse me madam, but can you hear the schlap-schlopping of my scrotum?
Sorry no, my hearing aid is switched off.
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