schlomps

The resulting gastrointestinal discomfort and periodic burps when one consumes too much beer on an empty stomach. Also occurs when beer is consumed before one participates in a trampoline-based or similar activity.

Unghgghhhghgg *hic* I got the schlomps.

dowsch-schlomp

1) A giant, sweaty douchebag.
2) A big fuckin greasy, cocky wop making a fool out of himself on the dancefloor at a bar or club.

God damnit, who let the brigade of dowsch-schlomps in here, lets drink somewhere else.

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Schlomp

To kill some terries

Let's schlomp some terries

Schlomp

To be an over obsessive gay

Mark is such a schlomp