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schlong

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 3, 2004

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Schlong

Pronounced : Shi-long

1)Commonly used as a term to describe someone with a large penis, similliar to that of a horse.

2) A hot-dog shop in New York (my friend got a t-shirt from there, it has a picture of a hot dog and says "Schlongs Hot-dogs. If it isnt 12 inches it is'nt a Schlong")

Example 1)
Person 1: "Smeagle! put that Schlong away brother!"

Person 2: "Cousin thats one big Schlong!"

Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the hot-dog shop

by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009

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schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.

by g-windsor January 12, 2016

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Schlong

The lord and master of Uranus.

Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.

by Wolf89 October 19, 2005

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schlonged

To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?

by #StrangerDanger! December 26, 2015

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Schlong

A penis that is unusually thick and long in length

by Anonymous October 4, 2003

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schlong

(normally considered vulgar) penis (from Yiddish; shlang 'snake'; cf. German schlange) - the Oxford American Dictionary; a Yiddish word, common to what is known as the New York City dialect of the English language

Mary: "Check out the bulge in that dude's pants!"
Anne: "That's either a pair of socks in his shorts, or he's got one-hell-of-a schlong!"

by WitsEnd June 24, 2007

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