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We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
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Exact opposite of a Schlong. Belongs to men who feel the need to compensate with big four wheel drives. Fond of showing off their small tackle. Usually dickheads.
That guy sent me a dick pic of his schlort.... what a dickhead.
An extremely weak version of the work schlong.
The man put his schlort in the shredder, but it was not big enough to fit.
When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!
Ano older guy who tries to he cool by inventing words.
"I swear druisdt is a word!!! " "Dude don't be a schlort."