Schlump

The past tense of Schleep

"5 minutes ago, I was tired, so I decided to pschleep. Now im Schlump"

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Schlumped

When you are so miserable/high you’re just mentally tired.

"Bro my girl just dumped me" - Person A
"That sucks man you must be hella schlumped" - Person B

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Schlump

Slightly disappointing yet surprising

You're such a schlump.

I can't believe I married such a schlump.

Schlump the hell out here!

Schlump

Noun

1. A wrestling move one does not want to get hit with.

Verb

2. In a funk, downward slide, losing streak, brief moment of shortfall but will come back strong.

Noun (Schlumpy)

3. A person who is talented but lacks many skills. Always comes through in the clutch.

1. Did you see the 112 pound finals? The kid from South got hit in a Schlump.

2. I haven't been selling many shirts lately, I've been in a Schlump.

3. We are going to get crushed our team is terrible. Things may turn out alright don't forget we have Schlumpy.

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Schlump

A station on the hamburg metro. To be said in excitement amny times at an ever increasing rate. Like the music the play after a basket in basket ball

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Schlump

noun; human feces, shit, defecate, deuce, turd

Dude I so gotta take a schlump. It's peeking in and out like a scared turtle.

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Schlump

The slight upward pushing of the nipple. "Schlump" is started as the nipple is pushed and ended as the pushing of the nipple stops. Mostly used on males to cause embarrasement.

Hey Chris, guess what? SCHLUMP!

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