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schmick

A jackass, a complete cornball. A conglomeration of the word schmuck and dick.

I can't stand that dude, he's a total schmick

by Stony Stark November 7, 2008

9πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž


schmick

Nothing, zero, zilch, syn. for bupkis

I went looking for a job, and turned up schmick.

by Henry Fnord June 2, 2004

7πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž


Schmick

Jargon term describing creative and/or technical excellence in relation to man-made articles.

I love the way that fits together so well, schmick!

by InternationalID August 22, 2011

16πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Schmick

Something completely awesome, insane or off the hook.

"FYTBL is schmick"

"Dude, did you see his ride?" "Yeah man, it was schmick"

by Prime Extravagance.2 February 29, 2012

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Schmick

A gathering of human beings with estrogen. Superior to all other forms of a "bro". Also, fantastic singers. And dancers. And actresses. Triple threats, if you will. Schmicks have impeccable fashion sense, usually consisting of sexy hair, awesome shades, and pajama shorts. Schmicks love Hilary Duff. Bro's don't stand a chance!

Bros are not as cool as schmicks.

by schmickgirl August 29, 2010

3πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Schmick

Schmick is a word used as a 'Wildcard' in the English American language. Its direct origin hails from the word Lesorschmick
This exotic term is often used as an insult or an adjective. Because it is a 'Wildcard' Wildcard in the english language, it can be used in any form or tense. There are absolutely no grammatical rules to the use of this term.

- This assignment is a pain in the schmick.
- You're a Schmick.
- Schmick on you, Schmick.
- Wow! That stupid fat schmick.
- Stop schmicking around.
- He is a f***ing Schmick.

by Eric Schmick July 8, 2012


Schmick

Verb: β€œSchmick” To jerk off, male masturbation, spank the monkey.

Made popular by the men’s rowing team at the University of Michigan

β€œMan I haven’t schmicked in over a week, I’ve built up so much tension”

by BenDover12x March 9, 2024