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Schmoop

2 fat people having sex with a midget in between them.

"Hey Bill what'd you do last night?"
"I was schmooping with my girlfriend."

"Where'd you find a midget?"

by C-Swizzie October 11, 2013

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schmoop face

The face you make when someone asks you to smile but you don’t want to.

Come on Joce, that’s not a smile that’s a schmoop face!”

by Chichitara September 26, 2023


Schmoop Word Up

Being ridiculous, and quite annoying.

Did you really just flash me? That is schmoop word up.

by Miss All State ...aka the shit March 20, 2009

2👍 3👎


Schmooping

The act of not doing your homework and finding answers on Schmoop.

He never did the homework and was finally caught schmooping.

by Kei88 May 18, 2017


schmooping

When relaxed ball sack skin tightens up and becomes walnut like in shape.

When josh got out of the cold water his (balls) were schmooping.

by jogow January 6, 2014


Schmoop

When you want to say shit but in a cute way

OMG I just went schmoop

by Schmoopy69 September 9, 2022


Schmoop

Schmoop is an interchangeable pro-noun, noun, verb, or adjective to be used at the users description, much how like Smurf’s would use the word Smurf.

Don’t even schmoop about schmoopin’ me with a schmoopy time

by SmokeShJo July 14, 2023