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Schnarf

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass

That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf

by pete snake September 10, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schnarf

To clear one's nasal passage by covering one nostril and blowing out the other.

"My old man schnarfed while doing yardwork. It was disgusting."

by E-mas January 21, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schnarf

To hit someone on the head with a pillow when they least expect it.

Hey, can I Schnarf you in the face? *Smacks in the face with random pillow*

by Xeribol April 9, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schnarf

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schnarf

To do things inefficiently and unintelligible, resulting in harm to you or other

Did you see Ivan pass out from trying to inflate that basketball with just his mouth? How Schnarf!!

by Drewk005 September 16, 2022


Schnarf

A particular way of talking, or an accent. It involves jutting the low part of the jaw forward and manipulating your tongue in a way that you make a sort of childish "schnarf". Best used to exaggerate what you're talking about something with passion. Form of dialect used mostly in the Pacific North West.

*Schnarf* "Their was this one time where I was hangington out with meh friendzorz and we had the bestest time evarr"

by Warrtastic of the Ebon Blade December 31, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Schnarf

A word that can be put in any dirty or perverted joke.

Or to replace a curse word

I will Schnarf you so hard you Chacarron all over the floor...
What the Schnarf you Schnarfing Schnarfer.

by THE SCHNARFER October 27, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž