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Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.
Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"
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A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.
Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"
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The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.
It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer
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I took his pants off all he was working with was a little schnauzer tail.
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As one of America's most popular dog breeds, many owners become attached to their schnauzer dogs, and express their affection by putting their penis inside the animal's long, penis-shaped mouth. Due to the schnauzer's unique over-sized nasal cavity, however, when the owner ejaculates into the dog's mouth, much of the cum enters the nose via the throat and begins dripping out through the schnauzer's nostrils, creating an enjoyable experience for dog and man alike.
Hey Paul, I don't want your cum on my rug, please cum inside the schnauzer instead"... "Joke is on you Jan, I did as you asked, but now we have a white schnauzer, and he is spraying semen on your floor with every sneeze
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When one is high, burps, and releases smoke.
Buuuurp, dude did you see that schnauzer fart!
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To masturbate (female) - continuing from the definition of a schnauzer (female genitalia), to walk one's schnauzer is to take it out for a spin... so to speak.
Sarah: What do you want to do this afternoon?
Jenny: I think I will stay in and walk the schnauzer
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