Schultzing

Titty fucking a fat bald man and ejaculating on his bald spot.

Art couldn't wait to try schultzing Justin after seeing Fat GAY Fuckers 37.

schultzed

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.

Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.

Schultz

"The shit," awesome.

Joe: Dude, have you tried that new coffee place on Snelling?
Doug: Yeah, man, that place is the schultz!

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Schultz

Used to describe someone being of very late status, showing a demeanor of not wanting to kick it, or all around avoiding human life in general.

Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.

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Schultz

to shit your pants.

Brett totally schultzed his pants in a fast food parking lot on halloween. ewww.

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schultze

an over-bearing, militaristic person who is unaware of their own incompetence. Would make a great nazi, often slightly insane.

Dude, your mom is a schultze.

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Schultz

(shoolts) - VERB

To simultaneously get yourself fired from 3 jobs and banned from a venue.

"Hey, why isn't Kevin here?"

"Oh he schultzed himself last week, long story!"

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