schwilly mama

A law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. The type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her passed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, "Wake up, I just fed you my last roll!" Wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. She can be found scheming on Shakedown.

Did you see that schwilly mama at the Phil Lesh show last night? She passed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.

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schwilly kid

A person who seems to always be intoxicated; mainly drunk. Thrives on drugs and alcohol to survive. No purpose in life other than to get as sh*tfaced as possible.

I have no respect that schwilly kid anymore after the time he threw up on me, then tried to hook-up!

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A willy schwilly milly gilly

What people from brimingham call a pavement

"NOT EN BERRMENGHAM WE DONT, EN BERRMENGAM WE CALL IT A WILLY SCHWILLY MILLY GILLY"

Where's all the schwilly kids at?

A typical question acquired by a brethren or sisthren of a schwilly fellowship, used in reference to finding other schwilly kids after arriving in an unfamiliar town, city or parking lot.

"Yo, where's all the schwilly kids at, Kid?"

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