Random
Source Code

scooterism

The practice of religiously falling off of one's scooter and/or moped.. and possibly their Vespa?

Anyway, they then wah about their knee-scabs. An excellent candidate for and ambulance chaser with uptarded intelligence.

See also Warclaidhm.

by Kevinhm December 27, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


scooter

Similar to a fat chick. It is fun to ride until your friends see you with it.

Look at that faggot accross the street on that scooter!

by steve September 18, 2004

280๐Ÿ‘ 215๐Ÿ‘Ž


scooter

When a female is kicked in the pussy.

DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.

by F November 5, 2002

271๐Ÿ‘ 218๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scooter

Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.

Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"

Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"

by DaBunny June 3, 2005

92๐Ÿ‘ 70๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scooter

The worlds finest form of transport.

Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.

by FB from www.Scooterboy-world.com October 15, 2003

211๐Ÿ‘ 179๐Ÿ‘Ž


scooter

mostly misunderstood. the scooter is like a small motorcycle. cc ranges from 50cc-150cc+. though labled as "gay", "retarted" or flat out "dumb" it is the single most useful two wheeled transport ever made. also can be modified to out run any sport motorcycle such as the suzuki hybuasa which does 0-60 in about 3 seconds. a proberly tuned scooter can do this in 3 seconds however saves time by not needed to shift gears so it is very possable.

scot: that "scooter" is so gay get a real bike.
alan: that "scooter" you call gay is faster than your busted up honda cbx, jerk.

by xxxreaperxxx February 19, 2006

115๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


Scooter

NOUN

1. (as a unit of time) 20 seconds
2. (as a unit of length) approximately a fun sized candy bar

1. (time) I'll be back in a few scooters : equal to 1 minute
2. (length) I'd say that pigeon has a wingspan of about 6 scooters

by Dr. Jizz January 31, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž