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Scorpio

Scorpios are passionate and loyal to whoever’s in their close circle. They have no fucks to give and don’t let just anyone see their weak side. Maybe no one knows their weak side. SCORPIOS ARE NOT PLAIN EVIL. We’re tired of hearing that. Scorpios get along best with Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Pisces, Scorpios, Aquarius, and a few geminis. Scorpios do NOT get along with- LEOS. Scorpios are most compatible with- TAURUS and SCORPIOS and virgos. Scorpios are prideful in what they are and are just very naturally angry, mysterious people that love to keep people in the dark about fun secrets. Although we kinda love to hear the gossip. If you fuck with a Scorpio and you’re in their close circle, food is NOT gonna get you back in, saying sorry or please a billion times isn’t gonna get you back in, and acting “like old times” is just gonna make them more mad. If you make them upset, it’s for multiple reasons, never just one. It may take months, maybe years for them to trust you again. And don’t question Scorpios either. If you have a Scorpio in your life you should make friends. Unless you’re on their bad list. Buy them food if you’re neutral.

Person: oOoOo! They’re cute. And mysterious... 😍 must be a Scorpio if they’re this flamin. 🌶🔥

by Jeerry March 8, 2021

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scorpio

scorpios are always made out to be rude , tempered and some type of bad bitch lol , the truth is we’re actually nice people personally as a scorpio I would never want to fight someone or shout any type of abuse at people. everyone says we dress all dark for me personally no lol I usually dress how I want to dress like , green , brown , blue , black and yeh other than that were mysterious and pretty obsessed with the moon and crystals lol <3

what star sign are you?

oh im a scorpio

pls don’t hurt me *runs away*

lol

by rar rar rar rar January 17, 2021

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Scorpio

Scorpios are actually very nice when you first see them. They tend to be shy at points and if you see them they will never really talk to you first. Scorpios tend to show their good and bad sides at points whenever they want. If you and a Scorpio get into an argument believe you're in deep trouble. They won't say or spill any of your secrets but they are very great ignored. They are very secretive and probably not tell you everything you want to know. They are charming, annoying, sweet and humble. Element: Water. Quality: Fixed. Color: Scarlet, Red, Rust. Day: Tuesday Ruler: Pluto, Mars.Greatest Overall Compatibility: Taurus, Cancer Lucky Numbers: 8, 11, 18, 22. Scorpio-born are passionate and assertive people. They are determined and decisive and will research until they find out the truth. Scorpio is a great leader, always aware of the situation and also features prominently in resourcefulness. Scorpio is a Water sign and lives to experience and express emotions. Although emotions are very important for Scorpio, they manifest them differently than other water signs. Scorpios are known by their calm and cool behavior, and by their mysterious appearance. People often say that Scorpio-born is fierce, probably because they understand very well the rules of the universe.

Aquarius- OMG your so fake I'm sick of you! *hits*

Scorpio- Ok... Remember that sis/bro!

*months later*

Aquarius- Omg, I can't live without you please be my friend again, please!

by detentiongal May 30, 2019

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Scorpio

Zodiac sign for people born between October 23 and November 22. Water sign, associated with sex (corresponds to genitals and bladder etc on the human body). Actually has three signs: scorpion, eagle, and serpent. According to astrology, Scorpios are introspective, reflective, mysterious, vengeful, calculating, possessive, intuitive, yadda yadda yadda. Pretty badass, as zodiac signs go.

"Scorpios have hot pants." - Colors Insulting to Nature

by senzamanwazzyneeds October 25, 2005

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scorpio

A zodiac sign that is said to be the sexiest, but also has a jealous heart.

Im a scorpio, yo!

by chickypoopoo January 6, 2004

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Scorpio

The scientifically proven best zodiac sign, from a study of exclusively scorpios. You are a Scorpio if you were born between October 23 and November 22. Lucky you!

My birthday is November 9, making me a Scorpio. I am not biased.

by Meepless in Seattle August 3, 2020

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Scorpio

Don't mess with a Scorpio unless you want to die, they aren't afraid of anything and will go out of there way to get revenge on someone! They are very protective of there friends and they can figure out someones personally by how they look , they are gorgeous bitches and have an amazing figure alot of people would do anything to date them! So if a Scorpio doesn't like you don't try make friends with them, they are very secretive and hide there feelings and talented at everything!

Guy: was horrible to Ruby
Scorpios friends: oh no
Scorpio: you're going to die

by Urban truths 22 October 30, 2019

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