a chemical reaction in your brain when you consume a scotch egg, similar to a steroid rage, but much much more devastating. Do not get in the way of people on scotch eggs.
christ, get out the way of that mad cunt, hes just ate 3 scotch eggs, he'll go into a scotch egg rage.
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A sexual activity. Either;
1) Intercourse in an area which is so dirty, participants become coated in the surrounded filth and so are 'breadcrumbed'.
2) A manouevre similar in idea to the "Superman" in that a male masturbates and ejaculates onto his partners back whilst his partner is sleeping, and then affixes 'breadcrumbs' to the sticky patch he has created.
Homemade Scotch Egg? That sounds like some kind of euphemism....
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Placing your penis in the mouth of your lover upside down so your balls land in their eyes.
I gave our lass a right good scotch egg breakfast this morning.
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A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.
Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg
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A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.
Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?
Other person: I have! Itβs very nice!
A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated
Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg
When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.
Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg