taqthindal-screwjob

A mix of Punjabi and English commonly used by the children of immigrant parents, this term refers to losing something over which you have no control through fate.

I would have won that race if I hadn't got the taqthindal-screwjob.

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Orlando Screwjob

TNA's version of the Monteal Screwjob which in Kurt Angle was screwed by A.J."Styling and Profiling" Styles, done because Bret Hart signed a contract with WWE

TNA President: We need more ratings!
Intern: Why done we have a Montreal Screwjob of our own?
TNA President: Done!
Intern: Why done we make it extremely obvious?
TNA President: We'll call it the Orlando Screwjob!

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russian screwjob

A male sucking his own penis while getting a rim job from a girl

Verb. Cody had a Russian screwjob with Sydney

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Water Temple Screwjob

1) The point in the water temple where link comes across a locked door with no small key on hand and must back track through the entire temple to find the key, most notable time when TV screens and controllers get broken.

2) A rare occurrence where link uses a small key on the wrong door and cannot access the last small key leaving the player to restart the temple or worse the entire game. This is also known as the Mega Water Temple Screwjob.

"Hey did you get the water medallion yet?"

"No man I got to the last door and found out I didn't have the last key to unlock it, so I threw my game away."

"Aww sounds like you experienced the Water Temple Screwjob."

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La Mancha Screwjob

When you give a Weezer fan a drunken blowjob while listening and crying to Pinkerton, wishing Weezer would return to their old sound

“Man,,, Mary gave me such a wild La Mancha Screwjob last night”

“Blue is better than Pinkerton dude”

Zimbabwe Election Screwjob

Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.

Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.

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SC Screwjob

The SC Screwjob occurs when one is at the very top or prime of one's life and suddenly a cascading series of events brings one down to a low point.

MC Hammer got the SC Screwjob after the "Legit to Quit."

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