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Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

by Luke October 4, 2004

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Scrumple

something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.

The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.

You Stupid Scrumple your opinion does not count.

by Theonemanmission December 1, 2012

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Scrumple

On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.

A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.

Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.

Have you got any scrumple?

Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?

by Haizerfeign October 15, 2017

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Scrumpled

hookwinked

Nigga got scrumpled.

by hi August 5, 2003

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Scrumple

a word that replaces fuck

Last night I told this chick to scrumple off but she wouldn't so we ended up scrumpling instead.

by jackkilljill July 5, 2010

6πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


scrumple

a word with no actual meaning but acts similarly to the word fuck

last night this girl wouldn't scrumple off so we ended up scrumpling instead she was scrumpledidlliumpsious

by jackkilljill July 5, 2010

5πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Scrumples

uncontrollable genital wart leakage; causes a horrific Shit/ puke smell

Richard: whats that smell?
Billy: shut the fuck up that my scrumples

by nestle MDP May 29, 2009

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž