When a woman's genitalia has been submerged underwater for so long it becomes shrivelled
John - did you fuck Leila bro
Tom - nah I was about to but as I was boutta dive in she had that scuba diver pussy I was like hell na
John- damn bro lucky escape
When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel
This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver
When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel
After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver
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A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.
A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.
Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.
Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths
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cumming in a girl mouth while she deep throtes while simultaneously pinching her nose close
hey baby you ready for a robs scuba diver
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The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.