scummer

A combination of the words "scum" and "summer" that perfectly describes summer living in Wellington, Florida. There's never anything to do during scummer and it's always 100 degrees outside. Characterized by extreme boredom that results in scummy group activities such as shaving eachother's heads, smoking mass amounts of weed and cigarettes, lurking in parking lots, and jumping off of roofs into pools.

Kid1: Man, scummer is so boring it actually motivates me not to brush my teeth in the morning.
Kid2: How does it do that?
Kid1: Well, I figure if I get a cavity it will be a good thing because at least I'll get to go to the dentist and that will give me something to do.
Kid2: True.

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A douchebag that nails hoodrats like jagermeister, miss cryst`al, faithers, and savannah. Cannot grow a mustache to save his life. Typically irritated by multiple recitations of Broken Lizard material.

That scummer, kyle, lost his virginity to some fat hoe in a bathtub.

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mysogynistic male with no empathy for other humans. treats all other humans as servants. revels from the humiliation of others. truly beleives he is better than everyone else. from scott disick's "gang" of friends in new york

girl, watch out. johns a scummer, he videotaped jessica in bed without her knowing it.

womanizercheaterabusive

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A civilian of Southampton in the South of England.

It was funny when the scummers lost 1-0 to Pompey.

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Scummers are people proud to support the great football club of Southampton! We are loyal fans who hate skates with a passion!

Proud to be a scummer!!

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anyone to the west of fareham,

"he's only a poor little scummer"

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Also, someone who can afford not to live in the shit hole that is p*rtsmouth. For you who dont know, p*rtsmouth is dirty, shite, full of twats, stinks of fish, has a crap football team *ahem* 3-0 *ahem*, a place where women are slags, a place where the twat with a bell lives and has a crap football stadium (if you can call it that). To name a few.

Fuck off you skate wanker! SFC Rule!

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