Seagull

An annoying bird that likes to hang around water and makes annoying squawking sounds. It is imperative that you stay away from these gross "flying rats" because there is a high change that they will steal your food or shit on your head. Not a nasty sexual act, just a gross bird.

Person 1: A SEAGULL!!!
Person 2: AAAAHHHH *runs away* DON'T SHIT ON MY HEAD!

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seagull

also can be knwn as seagulling.

where you cum on your hand and throw it at someone.

i seagulled him right on the back of the head

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seagullizing

causing a girl to "ka" like a seagull. this usually takes place during a heaving make-out or oral sex.

Mr. Field got excited when he heard the sounds of his buddy seagullizing a lady friend.

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Seagull

A friend, lover, co-worker who finds no shame in swooping in and gobbling up your discarded food. They don’t care who’s around and who sees them do it, waste not want not is their motto. They don’t share there food, they only eat yours.

I feel bad, I can’t finish this huge sandwich.
Don’t worry, Matt will be here soon and he’s a total Seagull !!!

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The seagull

While having sex on the beach quickly stick your penis in the sand then re-insert it into your partner and watch them flap around like a seagull.

I gave Britney the seagull last night shit was funny as hell!

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Seagulling

When watching others have sex in a car, you wank off and spunk on the wind screen then run away.

I was walking through a car park and saw a couple getting it on, I had no choice really. A bit of seagulling was in order so I knocked one out and seagulled them!!!

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seagulling

Seagulling is a variation on the sexual practice of bukkake, with the crucial difference that in this case the recipients are unwilling.

One person learns about two people that are going to have sex and works out the location of the aforementioned event. Then he gathers as many guys as possible and packs them into the room where it's going to take place. The guys hide in cupboards, behind curtains - basically, wherever there is a place to hide. Then when the couple look like they're about to finish, everyone runs out and ejaculates all over them and then proceeds to run around them, flapping their arms like birds and making seagull noises.

Mike's friends thought seagulling on him and Susan would be great fun, so they all hid until the time was right.

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