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when your doing a chick on the beach and before you cum you pull your dick out stick it in the sand and then shove that shit back in there and cover your ears because thats one loud fucking seagull.
me and sally were on the beach getting it on then i pulled a screaming seagull. that bitch screamed so loud i need a hearing aide in my left ear.
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When a man fucks a woman from behind on the beach, then pulls out, dips his dick in the sand, and rams it in her ass. She then screams like a seagull.
"Man, that bitch thought we was gonna have lovey, dovey sex on the beach...I sure showed her with that fucking Screaming Seagull."
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This is when you fucking a girl on the beach and you pull out put your dick in the sand then re Insert it in the girl
Dude that girl screamed like a seagull when I put my sandy dick in her and she screamed like the screaming seagull
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When you're fingering a chick on the beach and you take your fingers outta her and dip 'em in the sand then re-insert your fingas. SHE screams and it sounds a little like a seagull to other people on the beach.
After I gave her the screaming seagull, my ears rang for hours.
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while having sex on a beach, the man pulls out, sticks his dick in sand then back in the woman's vagina causing her to scream like a seagull
Pamella Anderson was given 3 screaming seagulls from David Hasselhoff while on the set of Baywatch
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That thing where you take out your little Chewbacca and then you rubs him in the sandy beach and return him to his happy place inside and the sandy badness makes the happy place on the lady hurt and she screams and the beach is where seagulls live and that is why.
My fine lady screamed like a screaming seagull when i performed the screaming seagull on the beach.
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While having sex with Papageorges, the girl feels just like if she was having sex with a sandbox.
Mamageorges : Papageorges, would you please take a shower before having sex with me. My vagina feels like its being sandblasted.
Papageorges: Ehh, I just got out of the shower. I guess thats just the way i am. Screaming seagull-ing is Iles-de-la-Madelaine's special move.
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