Seal the deal

verb
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.

Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!

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Sealed the deal

When some whore wants something, so she sucks you to completion to get it

Leanna was trying really hard to make this sale go through, but she sealed the deal when I nutted in her mouth and again on her face