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Shore town in south/central New Jersey. Often called "Sleazeside". Full of guidoes, Jersey Girls and Bennies during the summer, but deserted in the winter. People who live within in the surrounding towns go to the beaches here and certainly do NOT under any circumstances call it "going to the shore" or "down the shore".
Its main attraction is the boardwalk where there are a number of trashy bars, trashy clothing stores, arcades, and body piercing stands. There are at least 5 different stores specializing in marijuana paraphenelia, like bongs vaporizers and glass bowls. It is full of bright neon lights and stands that sell expensive and greasy (but good) food. As a result it is a popular place for not only tourists, but stoned young people from surrounding areas.
During the winter the town is nearly dead. The only people who stay are the sketchy homeless and/or drug addicted men who roam the boardwalk and the "locals".
Although most businesses are closed, certain bars, pizzarias, and arcades remain open all year. You can also see surfers in the water all year round when the waves are good, even if there's snow on the ground. On a good day, the streets are lined with their cars.
The cops in Seaside are fascist assholes. And there are ARMIES of them. They're notorious for being young and inexperienced, eager to prove themselves in order to get hired by less shitty towns.
"lets get stoned and go to the boardwalk"
"pt pleasant or seaside heights?"
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Not to be confused with the grimey beach town of the immediate north seaside heights. This beach town is to the south of Ortley Beach and Seaside Heights, and the north of Island Beach State Park between the Barnegat Bay and Atlantic Ocean. It starts right after Funtown Pier Meters and ends at 13th avenue. Unlike the guido capital of the world Seaside Heights, the park is not littered with guidos, bennies, bathrooms, cheesesteak and pizza stands, and skanky hoes. Granted some bennies do know about the park, they would rather stay as close to the heights as possible so not to stray away from their tourist comrades.
It may only be 2 miles long with around 2,000 residents, but it is the perfect place to get a true taste of why New Jersey beaches are the nicest in the country. The wide, pearly white sand beach is well maintained and is the nicest in the area. You cannot bring coolers, glass, alcohol, or pets on the beach, but bring a surfboard, bodyboard, skimboard, fishing pole, and a good attitude. The lifeguards are on duty everyday during the summer months from 10-5, so if you decide to get caught in a rip current, do it during those hours. Beach badges for the season are $35 before June 15, and $45 there after.
Beach by day, Sawmill by night for a drink or really big slice of pizza. For the families, Funtown Pier is loaded with rides, food, and arcades. In the morning Betty and Nick's has good breakfast and the Park Bakery is one of the best around. For Lunch, Surf Taco is the place to go. And at night Bum Roger's or the Atlantic Bar and Grill.
This information is from a ssp local meant to inform. If you are an irresponsible, inconsiderate benny or guido please do not venture into the park, keep it in the heights or better yet north jersey, PA, or NY. If you surf, make sure to give priority to the people that put in their time. Do not pollute, play loud music, or drive like you've never seen the beach before. Hey, you might even look like a local if you decide to ditch the adidas sandals or sneakers for some reef's, the basketball shorts for some boardshorts; leave the gangster chain, wife beater, fitted, and gel at home. Give the locals and the jem known as Seaside Park respect, and you can enjoy it all you wish.
Guido/Benny: I'm going down the shore this weekend. I heard of this place seaside park. I'm going to take my entire extended family,drive 20 mph under the speed limit and not realize it even after a death stare from a local driver, learn to surf with a 12 foot board, leave my trash and cigarette buds on the beach, sit down right on top of other people, wear my capris, a pink polo with popped collar, brooklyn fade, find all people that look like me and stand in big group and try and hollar and guido pump at every girl I see. Just livin the Jersey Shore dream.
Seaside Heights.. ya those kids look in the mirror before they go out, and ya, they're serious.
Summer in the park, the true Jersey Shore.
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The best fuckin cheese steak money can buy. Bought from steaks unlimited in seaside heights.
Bro 1- Dude should I get cheese balls or a cheese steak?
Bro 2- Just get both with the seaside tony!
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Seaside PJC 752 also know as Seaside Project Crips is a gang that was formed by Los Angeles Crips based in the Del Monte Manor on Yosemite Street. Crip gangs branched off of PJC due to conflict within the gang. Seaside MOB or SiccSide MOB was formed and soon Seaside FAM gang was formed with the word "FAM" standing for "Fuck All Mob". Throughout the 90's, Seaside was a war zone with the "FAM vs. MOB" conflict. There was a truce in 1998 but it only lasted up to the year of 2000 which caused more Crip-on-Crip violence in the Community and more Crip gangs forming. Hilltop Project Crips and Darwin Street Crips known as D-blocc were subsets of FAM. The violence between the FAM and MOB soon came to an end. A big wave of Mexican immigrants swarmed all over Seaside and soon there was a set of Seaside Norteños which rivals are mostly younger members from the MOB know as Hunnit World MOB or Hunnid World which rivals are also Salinas Cabrillo Street MOB Crips.
Seaside PJC which means Project Crip is the original Crip gang in Monterey County formed in the 1980's.
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a coastal town in south jersey near lavallette and seaside heights. seaside park is not as dirty as seaside heights and has some of the most expensive property in the area. seaside park residents have somewhat of a lot of money.generally a great place to spend the summer.
"dude, you live in seaside park?"
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Where Pimps are real pimps... Gangsters are real gangsters and D-boys are real D-boys.... Monterey kids say they are from here. Small town with big crime rates and a lot of Crips! I like Crips! Though it does have a family feel as everyone knows each other
Don't go to Seaside, Ca, if you don't belong!
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When you eat a platter of scrambled eggs in a girls lap that has a fishy vagina
dude, i was with my girl and i stopped in to have a seaside ihop