Using only one headphone on one's ear while listening to music, resembling a secret agent's way of communicating.
Hey I wanna listen to some tunes but I also wanna hear you talk so im just going to do the secret agent.
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When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.
Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.
I just had a secret agent.
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What you wanna be when you grow up, admit it.
MAX KNIGHT: ULTRA SPY!
(Worst movie ever)
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a metal one hitter that is painted to look like a cigarette.
"dude, there's nowhere to cheef around here"
"it's cool man, i got the secret agent. you can toke it up walkin down the street!"
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When a man is having sex with a fat or ugly chick, after he cums, he pulls the rubber off, stuffs it over her head and yells at her very sternly, "if you tell anyone about this, I'll fucking kill you".
After Peter was done fucking that fat hog, he totally gave her the secret agent and she ran out of his room crying like a stuck pig.
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when a girl is at a party and she is scoutin for the best lookin guy in da club
dat dudes so fine ima about to be on my secret agent status
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A male who claims they are a transgender female to infiltrate women's spaces for nefarious reasons
Karen White, jailed for raping two women with "her" penis, successfully infiltrated a women's prison as a Secret Agent Man to sexually assault two female prisoners.