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When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)
Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!
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The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.
My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.
I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock
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When someone is asleep and they roll over so that their hand is laying open to the side, one ejaculates into the palm so they wake up with a sticky present in the morning.
Why is my hand so sticky?
Did someone leave you a present?
What do you mean?
I think you got Secret Santa'd
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When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.
I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.
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When a mall Santa Gets a boner and tells the kid to keep it a secret.
Kid: Whats that in your pants Santa?
Santa: sshhh. If you be a good boy and don't tell your parents, you'll get a good present this year. Can you keep Santa's super secret santa a secret? *winks*
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When a collection of mix tapes are put together and then distributed to others. The object of this is for emo kids to meet each other through this pussy method of introduction.
After I heard his mix tape for the emo secret santa project I totally wanted to slober on his bone. DAAAMN.
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He is the most awesome penguin ever. Ziffle is not just any penguin. He is a secret spy sent by an agency to help keep an eye on boys and girls expecting a Christmas Eve visit from Santa Claus. Ziffle needs to know just one thing? Which children in the world are being naughty and which are being nice.
Ziffle is no elf. Armed with a cell phone with a direct line to Santa, he does not need a train, plane, or even wings to deliver his message. Ziffle can just text a name! But all the boys and girls know that if their mom or dad has to tell them twice, Ziffle has another secret spy device that allows Santa to see the entire human race from the comfort of his big chair at the North Pole.
In this enchanting holiday tale, a secret penguin spy partners with Santa to ensure that children around the world learn that it is always better to be nice than naughty!
Santa's Secret Penguin Spy is a bad bad a** like 007 style.
Hit him up at zifflebooks.com peace