See you later sandwiches

The cheap and dirty snacks flogged onto the bereaved for lunch on the day of a layoff round at a company. These sandwiches are usually dry, save for the tears shed by dismissed employees, and flavourless dreck one chokes down between sobs while thinking of supporting 3 kids and a wife who needs another $500 purse.

They are typically passed out by a smug and rotund PA who thinks that since the executive she cowtows before still needs his shoes shined, that he/she will remain employed.

Fillings include cheese, dry turkey, thinly sliced and mealy tomatoes, and roast beef with crusty edges, limp lettuce, and bitterness.

"After you've collected your things you can head upstairs for some See you later sandwiches"

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See you later Raccoon

A reinvented way of saying the classic fraise “see you later alligator”, see you later raccoon is a cool, stylish and trendy way to say goodbye

“See you later raccooon” “ hope to see you later raccoon”

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See you later, alligator!

„See you later, alligator!“ similar to „See ya!“ is commonly used by single introverts without friends, without a life, without a job and conservative rednecks.
Please never use this.

guy 1: see you later, alligator!
guy 2: shut the fuck up, peasant

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see you later alligator shoes

crocs. That’s it. They’re crocs.

shia LaBeouf could star in these see you later alligator shoes

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what's-up-see-you-later

A greeting to a friend who is leaving a party or social gathering when it's the first time you've seen them all night, even though you've both been at the same party the whole time.

Derek (appearing suddenly from other room): "It's getting late dudes, I gotta jet. Catch you later."

Jon: "Hey Derek! I didn't know you were here. Alright guy, what's-up-see-you-later."

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see you later tater

Used for saying goodbye.

See you later tater. I'll see you tomorrow.

See you later, 'nvestigator!

Don't talk to da police!

Special Agent Johnson: Hello, can I talk to you for a moment?
You: Sorry, I do not speak to da Ef-Bee-Aye!
Special Agent Johnson: But I just wanna ask if you happen to know anything about ---
You: See you later, 'nvestigator!