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A segway is fun to ride but you wouldn't want your friends seeing you riding it.
This same concept can be applied to a girl, she may be fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you riding that.
Timmy "Hey Steve who were you waving at?"
Steve " Oh that's just my segway, don't worry about her"
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To seamlessly transition from one part of a conversation to the next as if you were riding on a "Segway" scooter between the two points.
The speaker finished talking about his 2nd Impress slide, rode a Segway scooter to the opposite end of the stage, and then began his segway into the 3rd Impress slide.
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Useless piece of garbage that you would probably get beat up/shot if you were seen in public using it.
The victim was attacked because he was riding a segway.
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A modern version of magic carpet using balancing technology called "smart motion". You can't describe the feeling or appreciate the experience until you ride it.
The price tag is high for now, but just like any other technology it will become more practical and affordable in years.
Segway is cool, fun and magical!!
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A useless scooter with 2 wheels, thought to be the greatest idea of the century. However, the Segway would not be as impressive if a small wheel was added to the front.
A young girl in California was mugged on the sidewalk by a man riding a segway
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the transition from thinking it’s spelled “segway” to realizing it’s actually spelled “segue”
“this action segways into this event”
“don’t you mean ‘segue’?”
“no”
Going from one thing to another really quickly, like you're on a metaphorical Segway.
I was supposed to be talking sun facts today
and some how I've Segwayed my way to spooky forests