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An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.
Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.
Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.
Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.
Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie
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To pleasure one's self. To be your own best friend. When a man enjoys his own company. roughing up the suspect
I was scarred for life when I walked in on my dad as he pulled up to self serve.
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Human who is really really selfish
-So Garbencius prase siust darbus?
-Ne bet as nusiunciau nes kzn vistiek neturim gi pazymiu ir cia tik 6sav liko mokytis
-oho Zilvi you are self serving egotistical fuckward
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When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.
considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”
When a guy self sucks his own penis and finishes inside of his mouth.
He got horny and decided to suck his own penis and mistakenly ejaculated in his own mouth giving him self a self serve Bro-yo.