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You are loyal to only 1 woman if you do seperated fingers
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The part of you butt (your cossey)that lets farts leave and keeps the shit in your ass.
Schmits shit fart seperator didn't work so when he shat he had to shcmit because he got poo on his chode hairs
One of the best ideas to come along in all of human history. An ideal in which religion and government are seperated and kept at arm's length from each other. A form of government in which the people's free exercise of religion is guaranteed, but the religious fanatics have no power to harm others. An ideal that is under attack at all times from religious extremists - who seek to destroy it, not out of any sense of piety, but in order to dominate and control other human beings.
Since Bush became President, Seperation of Church and State is under attack like it never has been before.
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When functional Keeps Farts Dry.
Shit air seperator failure results in a mess when attempting to fart.
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The main ingrediant in Slim Jims (C).
WTF!? My Slim Jim is made of mechanically seperated chicken!!!
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A secular society; religion is not allowed to force its beliefs onto others through legislation
I think politicians care about what your religious text says because we have a seperation of religion and state in this country
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When you think you have to fart but liquid comes out instead because you air shit seperator {a.s.s} failed. (along the same terms as a shart)
Pete ran to change his boxers when his air shit seperator failed.
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