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Matthew chapters 5-7.
Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.
e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."
When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.
This girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.
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a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.
Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.
The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.
Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."
Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."
a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"
Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.
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When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?
Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.
Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
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Sermonating is when a person in a conversation, suddenly starts spewing bible verses like a sermon.
Person 1: "Bro have you played Elden Ring yet?"
Person 2:"That game is unholy, Timothy 2:15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth."
Person 1: "Stop Sermonating"