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The art of sneaking up to your buddy and cornering him/her against something locking legs while ripping a hilatious fart on them, leaving them with no escape. Inventors:: JG and TA.
Dude I was at work today and threw down "the serpent maneuver" on Morrissey, shell shocking him into submission.
Serpent's Venom is when somebody in a particular large group of people wishes to team up with one person in particular in multiple games and refuses to let anybody else team with them. This forced attachment typically effect's the victim and the way they see said person.
''Jeremy has Serpent's Venom, I swear Adam never leaves his side.''
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Your typical business man/woman who is always in a rush to get somewhere, whose left their manners at home. All dressed in black and are often found gathered together in 'nests'.
Do you see that city serpent jogging?
An otherworldly creature that shouldn't have the liberty of walking amongst mere mortals due to its actions or words.
"Go make me a damn sandwich, you godless serpent!" The godless serpent releases an uncontrollable struggle and proceeds to complete its duty.
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in Riverdale, The Serpent Queen is Elizabeth Cooper. Many of you could get confused thinking it's Cheryl Blossom, but she's not.
The explanation is easy. Jughead Jones is the Serpent King, so it'd make no sense that his Queen was Cheryl. Plus, Betty did a lot of things for the Serpents, such as an initiation process, helped them in numerous occasions, and let's remember her mother used to be a Serpent.
Person: Did you watch Riverdale last night? Betty was amazing!
Me: YES SLAY MY SERPENT QUEEN
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The dark dripping cavernous abyss that is your fat girlfriend's vagina from whence the Kraken emerges and clings to your mighty "Privateer". Terrible things are rumored to occur within the highly coveted fissure, such as the disembowelment of curious explorers in order to feed the great beast. The only daredevil fierce enough to survive the Socket was the great Falcon Penis, a bustling 13 and one half leagues in length, penetrating far enough into the void to destroy the beast once and for all.
Dude, I was gonna hit that fat chick, but the booze wore off just in time to keep me from getting trapped in her nasty Serpent Socket forever.
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The Southside Serpents are fictional characters in the Netflix series Riverdale. The Southside Serpents have four tests one needs to go through should he want to join.
These tests are :
1) He must know how to take good care of Hot Dog
2) He has to know the six laws to be part of the Southside Serpents
3) He must retrieve a knife from a rattlesnake's cage and show no fear
4) He must endure physical beating from every present Southside Serpent member to arise as one of them
The test for girls to become Southside Serpents is to do the traditional Serpent dance on stage with a pole.
The current king of the Southside Serpents is Jughead Jones, while the queen is Jones' girlfriend, Betty Cooper. The previous king is known to be FP Jones, Jughead's father, who retired from the position. The next king can only be appointed by the previous one.
Known Southside Serpents are : Archie Andrews, Joaquin DeSantos, Jughead Jones, Toni Topaz, Cheryl Blossom, Sweet Pea, FP Jones (Retired), Betty Cooper, Tall Boy (Dead), Fangs Fogarty, Penny Peabody (Betrayer who left the Serpents for the Ghoulies)
I love the Southside Serpents!
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