Servical

In video games, or anything that uses multiple servers; something that pertains specifically to or varies from server to server

"YO DOOD, why is my knife a chicken is this server and a penguin in the other"
"Its servical, n00b"

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no service

The inevitable status of the Steel Town public transit system after you've accidentally blown all your cash in Hess Village and all you've got to barter with is your suddenly worthless University Student ID Bus Pass causing girls to either a)sweet talk a cab driver, b)whoreishly hook-up or c)stumble more than 20km across downtown Hamilton to Westdale through the snow in stilettos and in all too few items of clothing.

Shit! I'm so drunk, I'm lost downtown and I got no mo-mo! I called the bus but there's NO SERVICE! We're gonna be raped on the way home for sure!

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serviced

To have your dick blown, till you nut down a girls throat.

Dogg!!!!!! Your mom serviced my dick last night in your room!

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serviceable

A woman that, while not top notch, is still a candidate for....you know....doing it.

- She's good looking, right?

- Eh...she's serviceable.

- Indeed, my friend.

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service

Prostitute intercourse.

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."

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SERVICE!

to pick up the pace/quality of work.

"oh for fucks sake this pan isnt clean, SERVICE!"
"KIM STFU! SERVICE!!"

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service

To service a guy, a dude sucks another guy's dick or lets him fuck your ass until he has one or more cumgasms with no reciprocation required or expected.

Matt sometimes wants ME to service his friends!

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