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Describes the decision made by one to, for example, actually attempt to learn a person's name before making out with him/her at a party. This, as well as other social implementations and improvements, intends to position one for the possibility of gaining a long term relationship. Thus, you are putting yourself in position to settle down on a person.
This decision is often made after one has had an outrageously dirty weekend with uncountable hookups. While it can relate to both males and females, the term itself is quite masculine. Furthermore, males, typically being the social initiator, bare most of the weight in such scenarios. Thus, this term applies more to them.
--Morning After--
A "Mann. What a crazy night. How many girls did you hook up with?"
B "I don't know man. I lost count after that chick that looked like she had vomited in her hair. And that hot blonde chick, I didn't even get her name before we hit the bathroom and before I knew it she was gone.
A "Yea man. Enough of this bullshit. We need to enter Operation Settle Down before we contract an STD from these orgy weekends."
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In the same vein as Netflix and Chill and Hulu and Commitment, HBONow and Settle Down is for people ready to get married. As HBONow contains more mature content and sophisticated dramas, it is the premiere streaming / on-demand service for those who have fully reached adulthood. Furthermore, it is for those who have reached the economic vitality needed to secure a lifelong commitment from another person, as it is the most expensive of the popular streaming / on-demand services.
Person A: We started off Netflix and Chilling years ago. Now she wants to HBONow and Settle Down.
Person B: Get a prenup, bro.
When you realize that you have not had a steady relationship in ages. Your only encounters with the opposite or same sex is through sloppy weekends. When you have hooked up with more than two individuals within a week or even one night you might want to consider triggering an OSD alert. Operation Settle Down will go into effect and you will try to dedicate your time and attention solely to that one individual.
A. "Dude you triggered an OSD with Sam last weekend but i saw you making out with Jen last night"
B. "Yeah i know i barely lasted one day."
A. " gawd you are a whore, so Operation Settle Down was a fail"
an esmeralda is defined as a horny person; used in this way as a sarcastic comment
In "that 70s Show" Hyde tells Eric to settle down Esmeralda when he gets outraged by the fact that Steven and Jackie were making out.
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A phrase that a Gen Xer will say to someone who is spazzing out in an attempt to get them to calm down.
Sometimes intended as a sarcastic mild mockery of someone who is overreacting or sperging out.
Gen X dood: *flips out over something stupid and starts yelling*
Gen X bro: Settle down, Beavis you're causing a scene.
when you and your girl are too keen on each other they decide to settle down
Harry recons Lexie is fit as fuck and wants to settle down