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1) The human main character of the Alvin and The Chipmunks series.
2) (Verb) To forget something essential (See Pull a Dave Seville)
Dave Seville is the proud owner of three singing chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.
This is an amazing invention thought up by celtic fans with an iq of single figures( which includes most celtic fans)
celtic reached the uefa cup final where the took 30 thousand fans over with them, but with this amazing invention it took the total figure to 50 millions fans
oh and btw dont be fooled by the claim that there were no arrests made in seville when celtic fans were in attendance,
they stabbed a poor inocent man all because they got beat 3-2 by the better team
celtic then boo'd the winning team of the final, Fc Porto
celtic fans can now be heard saying they took 50 million fans to seville
"we took 50 million tae suvvil" Seville Calculator
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A myth by glasgow Rangers fans that the world media had a agenda against them.
While the world media reported the amount of Celtic fans as between 60,000 to 80,000 Rangers fans still insist they were no more than 30,000.
They also believe than the awarding of the World and European Fair play awards to Celtic fans only happened because of the biggest cover up ever in history in the history of mankind.
In a rangers pub you might hear "Them and their seville calculator ,I remember going to ibrox in the early 80,s I was one of the 5,000 loyal fans.
The problem is you hear that from almost every rangers fan over 40 and realistically you would need some kind of super seville calculator to figure that one out.
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Chill with a dutch women for an evening
I'll get into the Seville garden
To leave the house without something important, especially pants.
A reference to the Alvin and The Chipmunks movie (2007).
My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.
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Noun & adjective;
A hater with the absolute lowest level of intelligence and distasteful behavior that the shimigami, numakhavasu and God (Lord Atum) his priests and family consider to be the most abominable by all beings of the Universe. Even hanerites have admitted they don't like him or his behavior.
Universally agreed upon to be immoral, amoral, disgusting, evil and severely unintelligent.
That's so damn horribly wrong that it's just a Seville when you really consider it.
That's so disgustingly Seville that nobody will want to understand it, let alone think about repeating it
A super-deluxe "Cadillac" level of driver-courtesy.
In da famous funny song "Hot Rod Lincoln", it is stated dat da Cadillac sedan wif whom da singer was road-racing eventually "pulled over and let him by"; one would assume dat da driver of said fancy-schmancy jalopy was not doing so merely out of genuine sevilleity; probably he simply realized after a while dat da "souped-up Model A" dat was riding his bumper was both faster than he was and being operated recklessly, and so he was just prudently getting out of da illegal race before his own precious parcel of sheet metal got damaged, either from its engine and transmission's being pushed too hard, or from actual crashing due to da super-dangerous sporting-rivalry situation dat he was becoming involved wif.