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Seward overall is a completely irrelevant city in Nebraska. Not a single person that was raised there has any sort of intelligence. Many people from Seward aspire to become the governor (which is odd because that position is completely powerless). And if you attend T’s gym and the honky tonk you are weird.
If I were to not live in one place in Nebraska it would be Seward Nebraska.
Worlds biggest ariana grande Stan!
Omg is that Scott Seward
Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.
Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.
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1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine
This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold
I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?
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The worst school ever!!! The food sucks and there is too much toxicity... You cannot be accepted for who you are!
DONT GO TO THIS SCHOOL!!!
Random Child: Do you go to S. S. Seward
Marz: Sadly, yes.
Child: Damn your life sucks!
the school where nobody knows how to walk fast and everybody is emo and gay, and the teachers don’t care what you do
One school I would never go to is Seward Middle School.
Absolute fucking gem mate. One of the best people you'll ever meet
"Oi, do you know Seward?"
"Yeah mate he's a fucking legend"